the search for deer man
They say there is a man (one could call him that, but a deer man is better) who lives in the woods not so far off the road that leads to Castlegar. One day, three young men set out with gumption in their guts and coffee in their cups in search of this “Deer Man,” this apparition… the Beast.
Keep your eyes peeled young gallants. Deer Man, ho!
Could that be his house? No, Deer Man does not seek shelter under rooftop.
Gasp! Is that him? No…
By the tracks? No, the trains scare off the small animals on which he feeds.
The woods are towering, as if they were watching…
Strange people live in these parts…
Ho! Turn back foolhardy youths, the Deer Man is near!
The airport! Drive! Drive! Before it’s too late! Hurry! No, it can’t be! No! NO! NOOOO!!!