the search for deer man

They say there is a man (one could call him that, but a deer man is better) who lives in the woods not so far off the road that leads to Castlegar. One day, three young men set out with gumption in their guts and coffee in their cups in search of this “Deer Man,” this apparition… the Beast.

Keep your eyes peeled young gallants. Deer Man, ho!

Could that be his house? No, Deer Man does not seek shelter under rooftop.

Gasp! Is that him? No…

By the tracks? No, the trains scare off the small animals on which he feeds.

The woods are towering, as if they were watching…

Strange people live in these parts…

Ho! Turn back foolhardy youths, the Deer Man is near!

The airport! Drive! Drive! Before it’s too late! Hurry! No, it can’t be! No! NO! NOOOO!!!

5 responses

  1. paul

    NNOOOOOO!!

    Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 08:38

  2. matty

    ahaha yes chris that was an amazing blog!!

    Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 08:44

  3. jb

    what happened to the backside disaster or whatever picture that was in my feed client?? you make bunny sad.

    Thursday, February 11, 2010 at 15:39

  4. paul

    chris do you know how cool your kids are going to think you are when they find this??

    Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 05:37

  5. paul

    HELLO FUTURE OFFSPRING OF CHRISTOPHER H
    BE NICE TO YOUR DAD FOR ME PLEASE
    -THE PAST

    Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 05:39

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